see lady justice remove phallic behemoth from corroding anal passage. paris hilton's  plasti-wrap body shield has been forever destroyed.

"Someone should take this country and just...just flush it down the fuckin' toilet." -Travis Bickle "Taxi Driver"

What the world needs is a global happy hour. Make it so. 

Everythings gotten off to such a rocky start. Time to put on the war paint. Things have got to change. And I'm going to make it so. I need to talk with my brother. Haven't spoken to him in what seems like ages. We always had a closeness though we weren't so close. Right now his is the only voice I want to hear and the only face I want to see. The way things have been jumping around in the pot lately we need to get together more. 

I'm not having any fun. Oh, god fuck everything that breathes in the state of Oregon.